How Macha uses English Idioms in Tamil

-A leopard doesnt change his spots.
Definition: You cannot change who you are.

How Macha says : Machi, nee elam thirunthavey mattey da !

- A piece of cake
Definition: A task that can be accomplished very easily.

How Macha says : Sappe matter da macha !




-Action speaks louder than words
Definition: It’s better to actually do something than just talk about it.

How macha says : Pesuruthuku bathila , muditu poi seiyelam le ?

-Cross Your Fingers

Definition: To hope that something happens the way you want it to.

How Macha says : Kadavule kadavule 2x, nadantha unaku motta poduren murugaaa !

-Hat Trick

Definition: When one player scores three goals in the same game.

How Macha says : Mike, puntha moonu sareke mattiruchi !

-It's A Small World

Definition: You frequently see the same people in different places.

How Macha says : Dey, Neeya!!?

-Rome Was Not Built In One Day
Definition: If you want something to be completely properly, then its going to take time.

How Macha says : ippove veno ippove veno na , naa enna bodhidharman ah ?

Something Smells Fishy... (Photo credit: Linds :))

-Smell Something Fishy
Definition : Detecting that something isn't right and there might be a reason for it.

How Macha says : Machi, enaku orey doubt'ah iruku ..






-When Pigs Fly
Definition: Something that will never ever happen.

How Macha says : Kekaraven kennaiya iruntha, paati panther le povangelam.

You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover
Definition: Decisions shouldn't be made primarily on appearance.

How Macha says : Aven mogere kattaiye patha enakum doubt'ah tha iruku, but che , irukathu !

Haze in Malaysia & Singapore. How to

As we all know Singapore have been hit with a high record breaking Polution level with a number of PSI 400.
It got the trended worlwide with hashtag #SGHaze in Google Trend and Twitter which is talk of the town.

Captured from a resident in Singapore. #SGHaze

(Follow #mustbethehaze twitter hashtag for funny tweets by our Singaporean friends. )



Ways of protecting

1. Get N95 Mask from nearest pharmacy or hospital.

2. Make sure to stay indoor and try to get one Air Purifier to set at home.


How to smoke in smoke. ( Mind Blowing tips for you )

Refer to the below image for more.

By one of SGag fans who came up with this idea. Salute you sir ! 

So okay , I'm gonna show you some naughty pictures that my girlfriends sent me from various place of Singapore. (Below 18 are strictly not allowed)

I'll end the tips with few images for you to see how the bad the situation is.

Picture taken by NASA

Indonesia #SGhaze

Trends Statistics

Alright guys, I did not have much time to update with you about life saving tips.

Img Source : Sgag

Top 5 succesful tricks to annoy your friends in Social Media

1. Getting tagged inna picture all other unknown strangers.

I am pretty sure you guys have that one friend who always tag you on some picture that not relevant to you at all. It is most likely to get attention to their page. It is believe will raise your like in your picture if you can tag a bunch of unknown friends in your friend list. 

2. Posting pictures of food in instagram.

Based on statistic, this is what we found. People posting picture  on instagram is overrated. Moreover the irrelevant Hashtags to gain likes is pretty much annoying. 

3. Getting friend request with celebrity profile picture.

Random add is fun. But getting a friend request with celebrity picture as profile pic is not fun at all.

4. The evolution of  aliens keyboard. 

I still wonder where to get this kinda keyboard. I am unsure if its a keyboard faulty issue or if there any special keyboard. Sometimes when you are too free, you might interested to read others comments and conversation of what is going on. But my eyes get pains when I have this difficulty reading this Example : "I miChu tWiMa sh@YanG ". Brace yourself, aliens is evolving.

5. Poram-booking

Posting cryptic statuses to prompt friends to ask why. Ughh ! Grow on people.

Tamil Slangs in Malaysia - How Machas Speaks

Senju – Cheater ( Friendly mocking)
Bond – Father ( When telling a friend)
Terok va nadanthukatha – Silly/Cheap
Bang – Brother’ly friend
Jadi ageley – Unsuccesful
Semme – Impressive
Mai Gadd – Oh My God!
Mandeku yethuran – annoying la that fella !
Buta avarathu – To get embarassed
Peg’gu – Small Peg (gu behind Peg to be said continuously to have Macha Indian ascent)
Sumbat’tu – extreme unconscious resulting in sleeping beside the drain accompanied with vomits.
Kathu Out’te – deaf
Matti Plug – Crazy ( used in northen side of Malaysia macha, ex:Perak)
Sappi – Stupid fool
Pocha ? – not keeping up to one’s responsibility and letting something fail
Vedipom – The act of escaping silently
Thanks deyh – Very friendly way of thanking
Bulu CD (90s)  - Porn
Sareke – Figure/Chick
Thonguthal – Long Phone chatting between members of opposite sex
Unaku vele iruntha poi paaru – a decent way of saying that your words are not making any sense and you better shut up and get lost
Semme Machi – To praise your friend
Pulithi – Person on full time duty on Preaching others for the sake of it
Kannu theriyathe Kabothi – blind
Machan /Macchi /Bang/Bang’ge/Bro – casual way of addressing a friend
Patti Tau – Research is still on going ( No one have idea on whats this)
Tepi padang – A place to drink alcohol with group of friends when running on budget
Paper – Money/Buck
Pannadai – lunacy indefined
Periya Puluthi – way of discriminating own friend
Peter – A guy who often displays his English linguistic skills
Sappe matter  - very simple (when it refers to an activity)
Cari Makan – Daily life/survival
Paike mudiyathu – Useless referring to a friend
Bapa – Gang leader
Sister – Often used to address figures where attempt was unsuccessful
Ponna pokai – survival has become very difficult
Thai Song – Special brand of alchol not usually available in the open market
Kurap’pu/ Lansi / Slack’ku – Bold/ Arrogant
Thala – Refers to cinema actor ( internationally)
Woh amawa – sarcastic exclamation (usually doubting)
Jalan Ayitan – To attain eternity at Ferry Park
Ayat pandrathu – self created poems to impress a girl
Kencing – Betrayal
Vetti Officer – Likes of us i.e. people who are not employed for any useful work, thus spending time reading all these nonsense.


Thanks & Regards,
Vetti Officer

Top 7 mistakes we should avoid

1. Sometimes when we don't enjoy others success, instead we feel jealous and want the successful person to fall instead of doing hard work.

2. Superstitious, when hard time comes we go to temples, churches, mosques, instead of trying to solve the problem we just pray to GOD to solve the problem for us. We need to align both your believe in God and your attempts that you putting to resolve the issue faced.

3. Purely ridiculous to seek for astrologer or 'whatever' we call it. Or can say 'samiyaar' to find out your future and resolution for the problems. I believe in this motto which says "God loves to help those who help themselves".

4. Instead of sorting out the problems or misunderstandings by means of speaking. We tend to express the discomfort straight away to the person by not realizing it will actually makes things worst.

5. We are also not fond of listening to someone else. Even when someone is trying to say something to help us.

6. We are very impatient, instead of fighting the challenge, we just panic.

7. Some of us could have the character that might hurt someone's feeling unintentionally. We gotta always figure out our self and make sure that no one is hurt by your words or acts.

Okay , so here is one of the example of problem a man facing in his life. Problem is everywhere, not only in earth. An astronaut facing problem in moon. Look at the picture below..

Top 7 things that makes Indian Macha’s go mad

Slow WiFi
Forgetting to close your bedroom door when your mom is frying food

When your relative sarcastically questions about your piercings.

Mom yells after back home from work coz house not clean.

When you watch movie in theatre, kid starts to cry and never stops.

When your mom overreacts to the smallest situations.

When your mom and neighbor discussed about serial dramas.